Monday, March 27, 2006

Inside Man

The Roommate, Boytek and I thought about seeing "Inside Man" today and after HOURS of careful consideration we FIGURED OUT THE ENTIRE FUCKING PLOT without actually seeing the movie. Watch out for the poodle.........just kidding. If you're planning on seeing it, LOG OUT NOW!

Spike Lee has finally found a great entertaining plot (and it's about fucking time). More clever than the average person would think---ok, average-not-drunk person. Guess what, if you really.........and I mean REALLY THINK ABOUT IT AND TALK ABOUT IT..............it's Jodie Foster, that bitch. She masterminded the WHOLE FUCKING THING. If you don't believe me think about watching it twice.

---Inside guy is the OUTSIDE GUY---Denzel
---Bank manager (I hear his name is Peter Hammond)---IN IT (duh) !
---Big tittied chick talking on the fucking cell phone---IN IT!
---Rabbi (Clive's dad?)---IN IT
---Kid with annoying game---IN IT!
---Old reluctant woman---IN IT!
----Towel-head---NOT IN IT!
---Ok, No more teasing. I am going to break it down now. Everyone interviewed is IN IT.

I would love to see a movie where no one dies (they fake it, I've heard).

Enjoy the movie, I'd love to know how it ends.

Oh, and by the way they are digging for Clive's need to drink and pooh for the two weeks that he is hiding behind the fake wall with the diamonds. Maybe.

Not sure. Just saying. Haven't seen it.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

WHAT? are you stoned? or just still on the pinot high? maybe i am too sober to get this post at the current time

House of Suz said...

It made sense when we wrote it at midnight. (the roommate helped).

Shawna said...

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