Thursday, March 09, 2006

FYI for the snow day minded....

Keep these tips in mind for your own safety when it's snowing and it's a work day:

Just because the snow is sticking to the bark dust in the landscaping doesn't mean we get to shut down home early. It actually has to stick on roads and bridges and cause hazardous driving conditions.

Just because it's snowing doesn't give you free reign to singing Christmas carols out loud. Christmas was actually months ago and we had to put up with your screeching then out of politeness. It's just plain not acceptable in March.

No need to make plans for your snow day tomorrow considering the weather man says it's not going to get down to freezing tonight. It's just not gonna happen, kids, no matter how much you want it.

I don't care if you live 25 miles away and have rear wheel drive----HELLO, it's NOT sticking. In fact it's melting as soon as it hits the ground; your only hazard for your drive home is YOU.


Stop telling me it's snowing. I have a window cube, see. Window right behind me. Thanks, now get back to work.

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