Thanks you for your diligent guessing, but no one answered correctly. I covered some of the items in comments but here's the rest:

I had a hamster named King of Hearts in high school, I believe. That's kinda weird.
I have been to Intercourse PA.
I've me Rufus twice, the first time here , the second time I haven't blogged about yet. Saving it for a rainy day.
I've lived with 3 men as roommates and 2 husbands……also kinda like roommates.
Speaking of roommates, the Roommate and I got on a train while in Prague and ended up in the ghetto.
I did of course trip on acid in New Orleans, many, many times.
My uncle had a 33 ft yacht that he used to let me steer.
My then 3 year old niece and 6 year old nephew lived with me and the ex for a year. I taught them to be weird.
Will & Grace, yup.
Believe it or not you can cram 8 people into a Le Car, as long as there's a huge sun roof and everyone is drunk. Then the Le Car overheats.
Ford, Hemmingway and Williams all had summer homes in Florida and I've been to all. William's home is still a private residence, if you can believe it hasn't been made into a tourist trap yet.
I did parasail in Mexico and it was pretty cool. Although I could have died---those guys aren't certified or anything, I'm sure.

So that just leaves:
Bartended in a gay bar in Dallas. To which I reply: believe it or not, I've never worked in a gay bar, period. I know, hard to believe, huh? Pretty easy and I even made it the first one!

So yes, iamnot, I guess this proves that I am weird.