Since I am pretending to work from home and therefore have my computer on anyway I decided to post a conversation that I just overheard. And when I say overheard I mean I just had it with myself in my head:
Me: So, where did you meet your boyfriend?
Other me: Online.
Me: Oh, online dating, huh?
Other me: Uh no, Ebay actually*.
Me: Ebay? Are you serious?
Other me: Yeah.
Me: You got a human on Ebay?
Other me: Yeah, I was the highest bidder.
Me: You're joking.......right?
Other me: Nope, I won the bid. $310, and I gotta tell you at that price he was a steal and there was no way I could pass that up. Short bald, ones with small dicks usually go for way more.
Me: You mean you just picked out a guy, waited to win the bid and put it on your charge card?
Other me: Paypall, actually*.
Me: Oh....
Other me: Of course he was slightly used and you know they lose value the second you drive them off the lot, but still, $310. You can't even touch a pygmy for that price!
* For Michelle.
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Are you implying you want to replace me for a short bald small-dicked pygmie???
I've been replaced with less.....
I hear you there...me too; I was replaced with nothing.
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