I stole this from iamnot who stole it from variant e. So sue me.
One of these things I did not do:
Bartended in a gay bar in Dallas
Decorated an Xmas tree with a 60' cherry picker in a mall
Had a 3-way with 2 guys
Owned a hamster named King of Hearts
Been to Intercourse, PA
Have only lived with men, no women (As an adult)
Met Rufus Wainwright twice
Been to the Prague ghetto
Climbed the temple at Chitzen Itza
Tripped on LSD in New Orleans
Sailed a yacht
Raised a 3 year old and a 6 year old for a year
Been a "Grace" to more than one "Will"
Had a duck as an indoor pet
Worked as a layout person for a yearbook company
Drove a Le Car with 7 passengers wedged in it
Been to the Moon
Been to the homes of Henry Ford, Ernest Hemmingway and Tennessee Williams
Parasailed off the Mexican coast
Took an airboat ride in the Florida Everglades
Ok, not nearly as exotic as the boys but it's all I can come up with.
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I did NOT know that you went to the moon! How was it?
Very green cheesy.
Ok.
Unless going to the moon is some sort of code term for whatever it is you young folks do these days, I'm going to have to say that you've never gone to the moon.
Actually "the Moon", or the Silver Moon as it is a soul food place in Baton Rouge on the literal "wrong side of the tracks". It's a tiny place run by one little old black woman, she cooks and serves. A friend took me there and she always asks if it's your first time. If you say yes she replies "Well, welcome to the moon!". I know this because I've taken people there just so she says that to them.
So I guess it's a bit of a trick question, but a fun story anyway.
Aha!
Ok, my next guess is that you've never done the 3-some thing.
Sorry, that I did. But I always say, two's too many, three's not allowed. Always a reason that an act that should take 2 people takes 3, and I was a bridge between a bi guy and a supposedly straight guy.
You've never taken an airboat ride.
I'm gonna guess the layout person for the yearbook company.
Ok, now I'm down to just plain guessing.
I know that you did a lot of those things, but the few I'm unsure of are kind of random.
So, here goes...
Had a duck as an indoor pet (though I wouldn't put it past you.)
Sorry kids, you are all wrong. I did ride an airboat in the Everglades, I was a layout artist at an yearbook company (worst job ever, yearbook staff when I was in my early 30's and it was graveyard shift!) and I did have a pet duck, one of those big white fuckers, named Amok.
So keep guessing or give up. Your choice.
Oh, but if you give up I win.
And I'm all about winning.
You never decorated an Xmas tree with a cherry picker?
Yes, Mark, I did. For 5 years I worked for a display and design company in Dallas, Texas and I was quite good at utilizing the heavy equipment. In fact I actually took out a marble pillar with the 60 ft lift, cost my boss quite a bit of money.
Soooooooooo, one last quess, and then I spill. And you all will feel soooooo silly.
Wait a darn minute...you never climbed the temple at Chitzen Itza because YOU'RE AFRAID OF HEIGHTS!!!
I got it, I got. I know I got it this time. Muh ha ha.
I rember seeing pictures from the top of that temple...maybe the roomate took them? I can't remember.
I can't believe I forgot about the duck.
Lord, you are one strange woman.
No variant e, I did climb half way up, so that is climbing. I never said I climbed all the way up.
Yes, iamnot, I am a wierd woman.
My guess is that you've never been to Intercourse, PA.
Nope, steven, I have.
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