I flat out stole this from iamnot. What the hell, haven't done one of these in a while:

GRUB-OLOGY
What is your salad dressing of choice? Balsamic Vinaigrette
What is your favorite fast food restaurant? Popeye’s Fried Chicken, mmmmm, making me hungry........
What is your favorite sit down restaurant? Bernie's Southern Bistro or Acadia
On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? 15-20%, depending on if the Roommate is with me, he doesn't allow overtipping.
What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? Cheese or Fried Chicken (see second question)
What is your favorite dish to order in a Chinese restaurant? Kung Pow Shrimp/scallops from PF Chang's. I don't like crap Chinese
What are your pizza toppings of choice? Mushroom and Canadian bacon
What is your favorite type of gum? Used to be Trident Bubble Gum but they changed the formula. Now something minty, lasts longer at the gym.

TECH-
What is the number of contacts in your cell phone? 79, do any ever call? No.
Number of contacts in your email address book? Work computer, not many. I'm new to Hugs and Kisses
What is your wallpaper on your computer? Standard Hugs and Kisses Logo
What is your screensaver on your computer? Standard Hugs and Kisses screen saver
Are there naked pictures saved on your computer? Standard Hugs and Kisses porn
How many land line phones do you have in your house? 5, and then there's another 2 in storage, just in case.
How many televisions are in your house? 2
What kitchen appliance do you use the least? Blender, food processor, mixer, coffee grinder
What is the format of the radio station you listen to the most? Not sure what you'd consider NPR. News programming?
How many sex toys do you own that require batteries? Not saying. I choose to be a woman of mystery.

BI-OLOGY
What do you consider to be your best physical attribute? I'm gonna say my tits, Bob.
Do you like your smile? No, my genuine one shows too much gum. My fake one looks too fake.
Have you ever had anything removed from your body? A couple of wisdom teeth and assorted splinters, foot from my mouth. Oh, and a couple of wedding bands.
Do you prefer to read when you go to the bathroom? Depends. Seriously, I wear Depends so I can do ANYTHING I WANT while I go to the bathroom.
Which of your five senses do you think is keenest? Hearing. I'd have said sight a few years ago but I'm getting old.
When was the last time you had a cavity? Never had a cavity. Last time I had a cavity filled? Sunday night. snicker snicker
What is the heaviest item you lift regularly? 25lbs, my darling Rufus.
Have you ever been knocked unconscious? No, but I've drank myself there.

MISC-OLOGY
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? Nope
If you could change your first name, what would you change it to? Simone or Chad
How do you express your artistic side? Painting, writing, cooking, sex
What color do you think you look best in? Chuh, look in my closet. Black.
Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? Yes, but I don't swallow anymore.
If we weren’t bound by society’s conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at? Maybe one of my cousins when they were younger but we don't have a big family so not much to choose from.
How often do you go to church? As little as possible. When my mom comes to visit I have to take her, but she hasn't visited in about 5 years.
Have you ever saved someone’s life? Not that I'm aware of.
Has someone ever saved yours? Yes, The Roommate.

DARE-OLOGY
For this last section, if you would do it for less or more money, indicate how much.

Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000? Fuck yeah.
Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? Sure, I'll even throw in the tongue for free.
Would you have sex with a member of the same sex for $10,000? Sure, but I doubt I'd know what to do.
Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? Yeah, but it would make blogging a little difficult.
Would you never blog again for $50,000? Sure. Dear readers: start saving up.
Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? If someone's willing to pay it, why not?
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? I'd give it a go, not sure if the body's willing, though.
Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? No, wouldn't be able to live with myself after.
Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000? Sure, but only if I was already being treated for cancer.
Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000? Not a problem, most TV shows suck.

Now, I've just about killed the entire morning so far. Thanks iamnot!