Madam Suz, the Magnificent predicts the future!

I predict…

…that the Bush administration will prove to be the most corrupt period in history as all things associated with this president reek of a total disregard of the constitution and bill of rights. His tenure will make the Nixon administration look like a good natured troop of Eagle Scouts.

…that global warming is a fact and the longer we keep our head in the sand about it, the worse off we'll be as a species. I'm sweating just thinking about it.

…I will die a born-again spinster.

…that my ball of fuzz-engulfed manic energy will reach mellow-good-dog-hood right around the time he hits his 14th birthday. I thought he was over his money eating phase but that demolished dollar bill last night proves that thought wrong. The only currency allowed in the house should be coins. Not even charge cards are safe.

…this guy has a special place in hell just waiting for him; he is promoting hate in the armed services and should be relieved of his duties. Pace should either not be in the position of power he is in or he should not be able to talk to the press. Or the public. Or the troops. I wonder how those "not asking and not telling" who serve under him (snicker snicker, double meaning) feel about dying in Iraq.

…that I will get a little tipsy in Seattle with Sarahbeth and Rusty tomorrow night.

…that one day soon we will be thinking back to the good ol' days when gas was only $3 a gallon.

…Britney Spears will continue to baffle and entertain us with her follies no matter how many times she checks into rehab. I know she hasn't been in the news lately but I just want her to know she's still on our minds.