Things I have learned today:
Before
After
"After" is better than "before". (This is a no brainer, even Rufus puts in his vote.)
Mayonnaise is not a substitute for coffee creamer, not even in a pinch. ("White" and "creamy" do not trandsend some borders. Insert crass joke here.) This mistake could seriously put a damper on your morning.
Another thing that will put a damper on your morning is to spill a cup of coffee (sans mayo) on your cell phone, digital camera, calculator, camera memory card and laptop. (I swear to god it seems like Monday not Friday).
The sun can actually come out three days in a row in Oregon in March. But three is probably stretching it (I feel relatively confident in this last statement as I just checked the forecast and we've got a 90% chance of rain tomorrow.)
Rufus is a good dog, especially when he's not being bad. (Which isn't that often.)
Too many bloggers are slipping into the "hiatus" sand trap. (I don't want to be the last one standing so maybe I should quit, too.)
6 comments:
Yes, Spring is in the air!
Did you really put mayo in your coffee, and drink it?
I'm trying to keep up w/the blogging, I just don't ever seem to have anything interesting to talk about, and I have mean stalkers now who post nasty things that you guys don't see.
I did not actually put mayo in my coffee but it did cross my mind.
And here I just added you to my blogroll. Big whup, I know.
I knew that yard was gonna be gorgeous. I envy your apparent privacy.
Oh, Greeny, don't worry, I'm too lazy to quit. Believe me, there is logic there somewhere.
Mayo...it's not just for potato salad anymore!
Yuk. Was that your idea? Really?
The wine is killing to many brain cells....
I'm sure that snow in your backyard is just a big conspiracy. It doesn't really snow in Portland. That was probably using a miniature set and mayonaise!
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