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Here's my bitch session for the day on a subject my mom likes to refer to as Height of Laziness: Today's winner would be the pampered gym-goers at 24 hour fitness in Beaverton Oregon, and for one simple reason only: valet parking. Now I could just go on and on about this one, the obvious being Hello, you're going to work out! Why not WALK from the parking lot to the gym since you're going to do 45 minutes on the elliptical trainer anyway. And I know this is the suburbs and you're all probably spoiled housewives but looking at that ass you're supporting you could use way more than the two extra minutes cardio between the lot and the curb---better yet use the parking garage and TAKE THE STAIRS. *Gasp!* Next thing you know you'll have a caddy to tote your gym bag for you. Better yet send the "help" to the gym to work out for you, what with you being too busy with all your social clubs, soccer car pools and "ladies who lunch" and all. And while you're at it, why don't you go ahead and get a life.
I think we need to get a group together and boo and hiss at all the lazies dropping their cars at the door with the valet. Or at the very least make them pay for the valet parking, because it's "free" which usually means I'm paying for it somehow.
Next up: People who drag their feet when they walk.
Hmmmm, bitter much?
*Special location catering to lazy people conveniently located in Downtown Beaverton (your driver knows where exactly)
1 comment:
Oh, and how about those lazy losers that buy a membership and then never use it! Oh, that's me (ok, so I have the two gyms at work I use...)
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