Thursday, September 14, 2006

Scary, Stary night!


Oh My-lanta! Where the hell have I been? Last time I checked Star Jones was the size of Rhode Island and now it appears someone stole about two-thirds of her! Doesn't it work that if you're newly married and not working either, for that matter, you're suppose to pack on the lbs? Hmmm, and something tells me those are NOT Payless even thought she weighs less (snicker snicker, I like to rhyme).

Here's MSN's catty write up for this outfit. It was funny so I decided to post it along with the photo.

A Star Is Worn: For the multitudes out there who have been wondering what Star Jones has been up to since being booted from "The View" (and by "multitudes," we mean the seven of you hanging your heads in shame), the answer now appears clear: She's been getting her hobby corner in order. The minimized Mrs. Al Reynolds proves what a woman of leisure can accomplish with only an "Origami for Dummies" book, a staple gun and a dream, stepping out in a glittery gold skirt sprouting dozens of her namesake celestial bodies, a creation she pairs with a prissy peasant blouse that manages to put the "oy" in coy. To complete her look, Star breaks out her trusty glue stick and very best rhinestones to fashion a cincher so sparkly it's just a few bits of bling away from being held triumphantly aloft by Rocky.

Thank god celebrities-who-shouldn't-be-famous make us feel better about ourselves. At least they're good for something.

5 comments:

Vivalacrap said...

My favorite part is how her body shrank but somehow her head is the same size...???

Sounds like BOY-tek said...

I know starlet, I was thinking the same thing.

markjamesmurphy said...

She's a lawyer, you know.

House of Suz said...

I think I detect a fan.

Ed & Jeanne said...

But that dress would be great for flag football...