That's our Rusty!

This is Our Rusty, he's got a birthday coming up so I thought I'd post a little blurb about him. We've been friends with Rusty for a few years now, traveled with him to Canada, Prague and LA, and have marveled in his Rustyness. Like the time he was planting a tiki torch in the garden, hit and punctured the underground watering system and instantly became drenched in a geyser. As he walked away from the scene of the crime, he spouted these now infamous words: "This is who I am and this is what I do". Yes, those words shall go down in history, along with "We have nothing to fear but fear itself" and "Ask not what your Rusty can do for you, but what you can do for your Rusty".

Our dear Rusty moved to Seattle last year so we don't get to see him nearly as much as we used to. In spite of the distance we still hear word of his major achievements such as catching an outfield hit softball with his forehead and ending up in the ER. Some other things that Rusty has been known to do are:

---Pee on the room wall of a 4 star hotel
---Steal a horse blanket from a horse drawn carriage in Stanley Park
---Fall off of the cocktail table he had been dancing on, at the rooftop bar of the Wilshire Standard in LA, no less
---Super glue his lip to his tooth
---Damn near dislocated Rufus Wainwright's shoulder and embarrass me in front of Allan Cummings

And the list goes on and on. So, in celebration of Rusty, please leave comments on your favorite Rusty moments in the comment section. We'll have a field day with it.