Potty IMing

We interrupt this blog-a-thon to bring you this breaking (wind-breaking, that is) story:

As you may or may not know, the Roommate and I enjoy toilet humor and tend to take it to extraordinary levels. Here is a conversation we had over instant messenger this morning. I'm still chuckling about it.

roommate: Oh. And I meant to tell you. When I was pulling into my garage this morning and I was on the phone and not really paying attention when I let a really hot, moist and nasty air biscuit (with gravy). So Richard, the 70 year old parking lot attendant that parks my car got to smell fresh biscuits cooking in my Volkswagen Dutch oven.

paganmonster: Just a sec

.............(on the phone)............

paganmonster: LOL!!!!!!!!

paganmonster: VW Dutch Oven is funny!

roommate: Did ya cackle?

paganmonster: I'm STILL laughing

paganmonster: It's the 'with gravy' part that really got me.

roommate: I liked that part too. Speaking of parts.....Do farts have hard parts?

paganmonster: They shouldn't, by definition.

paganmonster: Parts would make it pooh.

And with that we return to Our Rusty's Blog-a-thon, in just a bit...........stay tuned.