IM conversation

ME: So, I have a date with a monk tonight.
Her: a monk?
Her: where did you meet a monk?
ME: Customer.
Her: you're dating your customers again
ME: Well, actually it's not a date but drinks with a customer, and he's not really a monk he just works with them. But still it's fun to say.
ME: "Date with a Monk" A new reality show on Fox.
Her: you should wear mink to see the monk
ME: Funny.
ME: T said he's attractive and funny and really smart. We've been exchanging funny e-mail all day.
ME: All day being 1 hour and 11 minutes, but you know.
Her: just you going?
ME: Yep..
Her: that IS a date
ME: We'll see.
ME: He said he had scary white hair, but T said it's attractive.
Her: flirting.. talking about how you look.. it's a date
Her: susan's dating a monk susan's dating amonk
Her: you should wear all brown
ME: They aren't that kind of monks, not like friars. They're Dali Lama kinda monks.

At this point I think we both got bored with the subject, as I'm sure you are now, too.