Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Answers finally

I'm not sure about this new job, it's really gettin in the way of my blogging. Anyway, here's the answers to iamnot's questions:


Color or B&W

This all depends on what you’re talking about; photographs or movies, I’d have to go with B&W. If you’re talking about dreams, I’d say color, because I only dream in color.

Moe or Larry

This completely depends on if YOU (meaning you, I AM NOT) want to be the leader or the second banana. Me? I can go either way.

Curly or Shemp?

First off, Stooges are strictly for children or grown men, which would be both I guess. Second, Shemp = chump.

Beef or fish?

I will pick a bottom-feeder over a cow any day. My family went on the American Heart Association diet when my dad had his first heart attack when I was in high school. Plus McDonald’s considers cow’s eyeballs as “100% beef”, so it’s a no-brainer.

Pork or chicken?

What happened to choice #3, chicken wrapped in bacon. Case closed.

Potatoes or rice?

Potatoes any day, any way. I’m Irish.

Books or movies?

I’m a big fan of both forms of art but there are obvious differences. Movies can be enjoyed with other while books, after one is in the upper grade school years, is a solo gig. So it depends on if you want to share the experience or go it alone.

Music or TV?

Most TV is pooh, but then again so is most popular music, but there’s far more good music than TV, so I’m going with music.

Baseball or basketball?

Both are boring and cater to “superstars”. Minor league soccer is better. Same with hockey.

Cat or dog?

Oh, pleeeeze! What do you think I’m going to say? Even though the vet , JUST TODAY, said that Rufus has…….ummm……….”psychological issues” if you will (ie: CRAZY FUCK), I’m going to vote for a nut-job dog over a spiteful cat any day. But the dog has “mind control” over me so take it with a grain of salt.

M&Ms or Skittles?

The former is redundant and the latter lacks class. Wilbur Buds are my snack choice (google it, I dare you).

Pepsi or Coke?

Well, considering Coke marketed “Fanta” for the Nazi market as to not tarnish their pro-American image, I’m going to say………..neither. I don’t do “pop”.

Coffee or Starbucks?

Ok, considering I live in the Pacific Northwest, home of Starbucks, where the coffee house you visit, be it a chain or a local home-roaster, is a reflection on your own personal worth as a human being, I am forced to say I drink…..wait for it…..I drink HOME BREWED COFFEE. $5 a cup? My daddy didn’t raise no fool.

Vanilla or chocolate?

What are we talking here? Ice cream? Candle scents? Racial slur? Just kidding about the last one*. I’m voting for vanilla, unless you’re talking DARK chocolate.

Bottom or top?

Again, it depends on what you’re referring to. In a gay bar this could be a deal breaker. In my bedroom it’s a request.

Soda or ice tea?

Iced tea, I am a Southern Bell, after all, house wine of the south. Only not “sweet tea”, that’ll make your teeth rot.

Windows or Mac?

I wish I could say Mac because that is the computer the artsy folks use, but I work in telecom. Dick-head windows for me, I’m afraid.

Plastic or paper?

Paper, I use it for the recycling.

Carpet or tile?

Hello? You can put an area rug on top of tile but you can’t put tile on top of wall to wall. Duh.

Almond Joy or Mounds?

I love almonds but only like dark chocolate so I in a dilemma, and am undecided.

Salt water or fresh?

Better waves at the salt water beach.

Beach or mountain?

I live in Oregon, so I already have both.

Dinner at 7 or 9?

Depends on if there’s cocktails before dinner; if so 7 because it leaves more drink hours for your buck

Abstract or Impressionist?

Abstract (she says with both eyes on the right side of her head.

PETA or pass the chicken?

I don’t know, I’ve never tasted PETA.

Single malt or blended?

Everything’s better single.

Licorice or Red Vines?

Licorice. Once you go black………….

White wine or red?

Red, but it better not be a fucking merlot!

Wall flower or lampshade?

Lampshade, I was way too shy for too long to go back.

Debit or credit?

Debit, don’t like to spend what I don’t have.

Spoon me or give me my space?

Absence doesn’t make the heart grow fonder, spoon me please.

Evening or morning?

Cocktail hour starts off the better of the two; a hangover the other.

Wake the neighbors or wake me when you’re done?

Duh.

Over easy or scrambled?

Over easy, I eat the yolks with bread and the Roommate eats the whites. Then we split the hashbrowns and pancackes.

Biscuits or rolls?

Bread’s bread, although I do likes me some Popeye’s biscuits.

Glass and steel or wood and brick?

Depends on the mood but I do love the clean lines of modern architecture, so I’ll go with the former.

Jetski or canoe?

I may surprise you with this one, canoe.

Get it when you can or take it when you need it?

What about get it when you need it?

*My attorney made me add this.

4 comments:

Steven said...

How is a Wilbur Bud different from a kiss?

If you get paper, what do you use to pick up the dog duty?

House of Suz said...

Wilbur Buds are dark chocolate, not milk. I grew up with them even though we lived about an hour from Hershey PA. My mom liked the kisses and didn't like the dark chocolate, so us kids got them when our great aunt would send them to us.

Oh, there's always plenty of plastic bags around.

Gnomeself Be True said...

You have hit on the essence of the problem with almond joy and mounds! I want a dark chocolate almond joy!

Ed & Jeanne said...

Now you realize you managed to avoid or redirect 10 of the 38 questions on this. We'll give you an 'A' for being unique but a 'D' for following directions. Oh...and everythings better single? Not everything. Two hands for holding two.... well; you get the idea ;)