Me: The fatties are giving each other dieting tips.
Friend who used to work here but escaped: oh write them down for me
Me: Well, Shrek says eat if you're still hungry, even if you've just finished your meal.
Me: Brenda says carrots are an icky snack.
Me: Then they all chanted "hooray for junk food Friday" over and over.
Friend: lol
Me: I think they'll all be trim by spring.
Me: Now they're talking about eating babies
Friend: ew
Me: And dirt!
Me: Oh, wait, Shrek has a recipe for "Anything that's not nailed down" Casserole.
Friend: hahahahah
Me: I see a blog posting.
The upside of working in a cube environment.
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that's hillarious
I work with a female Shrek. But I kind of want to sleep with her.
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