Keeping in the Christmas spirit, here is a short list of things I hate:
1. The peas in "cup o' noodles" ramen soup.
2. Zombie grocery shoppers who block entire aisles with their carts and their fat asses.
3. Fat asses.
4. Tard drivers.
5. When my roots grow in and there's a gray hair or two. Or 10.
6. Flat tires.
7. Bad Xmas gifts from folks who should know me better than that. You know who you are.
8. Running out of wine.
9. Wine hang overs on work days.
10. Fight club, and not the movie. It's the now famous activity that the Roommate and our friend Rusty engage in that causes broken glasses (attn: note the plural) and spilled cocktails, ripped shower curtains, one flooded bathroom, one each nude, wet Roommate and Rusty and one shiner. Thank god Rusty moved to Seattle because now it only happens every couple of months. Picture to follow.
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