Sent: Friday, December 30
To: M
Subject: YOU!

You picked a fine day to not be here for me, bitch. I slept horribly, woke up many times. Anyway, Rufus acted like a spoiled rotten brat all morning as Igot ready for work, barking at my socks sitting on my shelves---they ARE babies,right? They are up there so you can't get them, silly dog, and you're reallygetting on my nerves. Poured down rain as I ran to my Jeep. One of the slicesof bread fell out of my sandwich bag into a puddle as I got into my car and thenI dropped the bag THREE TIMES on my way into the building; turkey saladsandwiches on soggy toast don't hold up well when dropped multiple times. Thenwhen I got into the customer service area they'd already started JUNK FOODFRIDAY, no need to wait till lunch time when you can add to your girth thismorning. There's Krispie Kreme donuts everywhere, cookies, chips, the works. The place is all a buzz with the happy hum of ever expanding CS reps ecstaticthat their gullets will be stuffed ALL DAY in the name of what I'm sure willbecome a weekly occurrence. I can hear Darcy's hillbilly music seeping into mycube AND she's cackling like a mental patient. If she doesn't stop I'm going tohave to kill her (at least she's not burping again this morning ). Oh, and addto all that this super duper bonus: I have a sinus headache and I just ran outof dental floss.

Hmmm, maybe it's PMS.

This is going to be the longest day