Oh my god! Three's a charm!

Bonus post! Here's an IM conversation with a coworker from today:

coworker: is that a cusomt with Ethernet?
me: Lemme check
coworker: it is
coworker: i see it
me: Yes
me: Crystal Ball?
coworker: 8 ball
me: Oh, yeah, you do have one of those on your desk. Didn't know they worked for telecom.
coworker: yes
me: Speaking of desks, http://paganmonster.blogspot.com/
me: I have a blog.
coworker: my day just got brighter
me: It should.
coworker: jesus. you can type
me: I can and I do. And sometimes I even spell correctly.
me: Other times, not so much.
coworker: i wna tot kill customers that ask me if i'm sure
coworker: i want this cunts address. she's on my list
me: Pissed much?
me: It's a guy.
coworker: I SEE RED
me: He's a monk
coworker: oh
coworker: shit
me: Be nice to him, he's best buds with the big guy.
me: And the big guy can fuck you up.
coworker: yeah i'm taking all that back

This just might be a violation of the company's "electronic correspondence" policy.