Hear that creaking? That's the sound of the polls closing in New Hampshire and now the real show is about to begin. You thought the horse and pony show that is the candidates pedaling their wares was the high point but just wait till the news outlets start interviewing each other and tossing around the sound bites. There's a slim chance that I'll have to work tonight and if that is so then be forewarned that this blog will be dark and locked up tomorrow. If I don't then prepare to hear WHAT THE PEOPLE ARE SCREAMING ABOUT (according to the news men and women, filtered through my peanut brain).
But before we cut to live coverage in the Stoner State (or is it granite?) today Mr Prezzie Bush (his Hip Hop name once he gets out of office and starts his NEXT career) called a press conference to remind the country that he was still in charge and there's still plenty of time for him to start WW3 with Iran. I think his exact words to Iran were something like "Don't make me come over there…" and you could just about hear no one in Iran cringe in horror.
Also it appears the "softer side of politicians" is catching on as we not only saw Hillary choke up yesterday but Christine Gregoire (Gov. of Washington State for those of you out of the loop) choke up today when speaking about assisted suicide. And Giuliani choked up today when he mentioned 9-11 for the two billionth time (that man loves breaking records!). Hey, looket me! I'm a crier! I should run for something (and then I can REALLY ball when I lose). My stock tip of the day, one word: Kleenex.
Happy Primary Returns to all and to all a good night!
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2 comments:
Her tears are as genuine as my wife's sex drive.
OMG, I honestly just spit out some Chicken Salad onto my monitor! Hil-AR-ious!
And why did I spit out? Because what you said it totally true.
I actually like Hill, but come on...she's a total ice princess.
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