I saw on the internet that Paris Hilton has thrown her celebrity clout behind a cause very near and dear to my heart, drunken elephants. It appears Ms Hilton feels that this very serious cause is worthy of her attention, and I am afraid I have to disagree with the heiress; I'm fearful that she is excusing the elephant's behavior just as she downplayed her own responsibility when it comes to overdoing it with margaritas in her case (rice wine in the elephant's). I feel the only way we can cure this dreaded disease is to help the elephants admit they have a problem and seek treatment. When the pachyderm is already behind the wheel, well my friend, it's just too late for everyone. I'm wondering if this cause is what forced Paris to postpone her charity work in Rwanda, because I think it should be something as important as this cause, since I don't want elephants getting into my boxed wine.
Too bad the writer's strike is going on, I would love to hear what Jon Stewart has to say about this news nugget.
In other news, Oooops, she did it again. Britney Spears ran a red light with the kids in the car; a photographer caught the songstress texting with her nose while she ran the light---talk about multi-tasking. I'm waiting for Darwinism to kick in.
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Are you implying that Jon Stewart doesn't write his own shtick?
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