We have already put out the Nativity Scene, what with our passion for the Christ and all, and wouldn't you know it, some jokester swiped Baby Jesus on Thanksgiving.
Where was Jesus when the lights went out? So we searched the house and guess what? No Baby Jesus. So far there hasn't been a ransom demand but I'll continue to check the mail. I'm afraid that until BJ is returned there will be no Christmas. You've been warned.
Until the Savior is found we will be experimenting with a few substitutes. What could be more festive than Xmas Suz?
Or how about this little guy? This would explain a lot about the bible.
And Rufus could surely spare one of his babies.
As you can see, I'm headed for hell unless Baby Jesus is returned. Please, save me from the eternal fires! My soul is in your hands.
2 comments:
I'm sure post cards of baby Jesus at the Eifel Tower and the Grand Canyon are forthcoming
you're going to hell for those pictures.
:-)
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