Day 16: Do you believe in tragic?

Britney Spears has definitely made the career change from "performer" to "tabloid fodder" and I have a feeling CNN will start a daily segment starting with the words "Today in Britney-train-wreck-news….". They'll probably have a musical intro using a clip from her tragically ironic song "oops I did it again". The Britster ran a stop sign Tuesday while text messaging---with the kids in the car. Then on Thursday she ran over a photographer's foot….while text messaging. While the courts decide to take away her kids they should also consider taking away her phone or car. Or both. Ya'll, not all folks from Louisiana are this dumb so don't be dumping me in that pile of trash, hear? Keep your eyes peeled for news on her custody hearing in court today; who would have thought Kfed would turn out to be the more model parent?

In other tragic news Amy Winehouse and I have something in common besides drinking and bad hair. Just like when I play "Guitar Hero", the woman with the outrageously unkept beehive was boo'd off the stage in London Wednesday night (although I am not boo'd in London, only my living room). Unlike Amy, I am boo'd because of my talent, or lack there of. Ms Winehouse was boo'd** because she was in a drug and drink induced, slurring and bobbing mess-mode. I think she even cried a little. Well, I'm in that same condition a lot myself but I NEVER allow it to impact my performance, as I am an artist!!!!!!! It's all about my fans, you see.

Oh no, tomorrow is the WEEKEND and we know how lazy can I get on weekends. Hopefully I'll do better than last weekend and remember to post at least one of the two days.


* Stolen from "The Pants" but I'm not sure if she's posting anymore, so I think I'll claim it as my own, maybe make it a regular thing.

** Hope I spelled "boo'd" right because I sure used it a lot in this post.