Of course I have never been pregnant but I find it hard to believe a woman can be 9 months pregnant and not know it. Especially if it's her second child.
Our new medical plan has just been released and I am now covered for a testicular exam! I wonder who's balls I get to examine?
Both the Roommate and I are low on funds at the moment so we'll be renting movies and staying in this weekend. Yea. Shitty movie/boxed wine weekend. Whoot whoot!
I am just as cute as Jackie Chan so I guess I got myself a new boyfriend.
I just don't know what to do with this. Too much material---mind is boggled.
I think more people should just let things roll off their backs. Be a DUCK already!
I think I may very well be out of a job soon. Scary, but in a comforting sort of way.
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Why have a job? What you need it sponsorship!! That's the way to go...
You are serious competition for Jackie Chan. No doubt about it.
Cheap wine, bad movies and a friend. Sounds good to me.
The sweet sweet taste of unemployment and surprise labor.
Sometimes those movie and wine nights turne out to be the best nights of all.
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