I need to start my own business because I am learning all kinds of clever ways to make money from nothing at my job here at H&K. I have a customer who has a non-working toll free number and we are charging them $11K a month for calls to it. And when you call the number you get a fast busy (if you're not in telecom that means the number isn't working but hasn't been officially disconnected). What genius, charge for NOTHING! Talk about great margin! I wonder who in marketing came up with this? Certainly they got a huge raise and a promotion for this brainstorm!
Can you feel the sarcasm?
Other creative money making ideas with painfully little or no overhead:
Hello, there aren't any; even holding up liquor stores have costs: panty hose, gun, get-away car gas. Great ideas like this (and pet rocks) only come around once or twice in a life time. The only thing I can come up with as an "add on" to this sale is possibly a late fee when they refuse to pay it or maybe something cryptic like an "inconvenience fee" or "go ahead and try to stop us fee". I'll keep my thinking cap on and report any instant cash schemes I come up with so you all can be millionaires, too. I'm all about sharing the wealth.
Oh, and about yesterday's post, I always spell POO with an H, as it looks classier as pooh, kind of French and all. You know, not as shitty.
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As you can see from my post on "6 weird things", I also prefer to add the "h" to poo, it DOES somehow make it classier.
But yesterday's post I just went with good ole "shit", apparently it depends on my mood...imagine that.
I plan on making edible furniture. Pretzel chairs, chocolate lamps, etc. There are millions to be made. Millions, I say!
Excellent idea, Conti! That way when the apocalypse comes we can hunker down and eat the furniture.
I think cingular is currently charging me a fee for not liking them.
Yeah, Starlet, if you hate them they charge extra. Then again, no one ever loves their telecom providers so for the phone companies it's win/win.
I actually have no issues with Sprint. I have been with them for over 2 years and have nothing to gripe about. They've been fine. Most people hate Sprint, I can say that I like them just fine.
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