Random thoughts:
I am a tard. I spent $24 dollars on bath soap today and it got me a whopping 2 bars. I think I will tattoo "sucker for soap" on my forehead so I am easily recognizable to overpriced-boutique sales people.
I'm going to Seattle this weekend with Leigh to visit S. Nuff said. I suspect the hang over will subside around Wednesday. No, make that Thursday.
I will miss the Monk, Rufus and the Roommate this weekend while I'm away. But then I will have a torrid love affair with wine or Jack Daniels or vodka (but most likely all three) and will forget any of them ever existed.
I am both amazed and appalled at the incompetence of most of my so called "peers". Scary. End of "Open Water" scary.
I love PF Chang's "Kung Pao Shrimp and Scallops" combo more than life itself.
I'm really grossed out by the chick who sits on the other side of my cube wall. If she's not performing her burp/hiccup combo she's talking about her hysterectomy or her dog "Putz". Or her bowling team "This Spud's for You"s shirts with their Mr Potato Head logo. And the shirts being sweaty. And her bowling in a tournament in Las Vegas in sweaty potato head shirts.
I think the Monk has a secret crush on Storm. I think I may as well.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment