To whom it may concern,
Please excuse Susan from Blog as she has come down with a nasty cold that is probably actually the flu but who's keeping score. Please send her homework assignments home with the Roommate, who's the one that brought this plague into our home in the first place and is therefore responsible for doing my make up work.
Susan's mom
Sorry kiddos, I've been in sick bay all weekend, and by "all weekend", yes, I mean I got President's Day off from work but not from sick. To add insult to injury I actually did a couple hours of work yesterday as well. Holidy + sick + work = hating life. Yea Me! This shit hit me like a load of bricks around 6 pm on Friday so I've been a ball of fun ever since.
Yesterday the Roommate, Boytek and I celebrated Presidents Day but decided to omit 3 of the last 4 presidents on principal. See if you can guess which three---if you guess wrong then you're just a tard.
Yeah, I'm snippy when I'm sick.
And finally, here's a little joke for you:
Why can't lesbians diet and wear makeup at the same time?
Because you can't eat Jenny Craig when you have Mary Kay on your face.
snicker snicker
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
4 comments:
Wow. First VD day, now P-Day. You're just not a holiday sort of gal I guess.
Not fair. Sorry you were sick.
Just think of all those cool parties you missed.
Feel better...
i'm not even a lesbian,
and that joke is funny.
What do I do
When down with the flu
And stomach contents just threw
Out onto you
while chills turn me blue
and fever chartreaux
and a nose I just blew
and blew
and blew
My best Dr. Suess for you...get well.
Post a Comment