Yep, it's that day again, the day when we are forced to say "I love you" just like most days only today---it's gonna cost ya. Because of this Hallmark invented holiday we are forced to say it with flowers, dinner and chocolate. Yep, that's how I want to know someone loves me---forced.
Now you're probably thinking I'm bitter. Well, I am, about a lot of things but not Valentines Day. I'd rather get almost anything any other day of the year as a token of affection than the required on the expected. Because you HAVE to and all. Oh, and make a show of it, too, have a hundred heart shaped mylar balloons delivered to your honey's workplace so everyone who didn't get squat feels bad for themselves while secretly hating your beloved. And no, the reason I worked from home today is NOT because there's no one to send me roses at Hugs and Kisses.
But that was very cute of me, wasn't it? I get Hugs & Kisses every fucking day, so there. Too bad they're painful.
1 comment:
you could always be fantastically lame and send dozens and dozens of roses to yourself and sign them FROM YOUR SECRET ADMIRER. heee heee
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