I was asked to prepare a brief bio of myself and description of my job for our branch so I thought I'd share with all of you (yes, this means I still haven't downloaded the San Diego photos, keep your pants on, already!). Here goes:
I was raised in Louisiana (but did eventually learn to read although math is still a challenge) but moved to Oregon from Dallas, Texas. I spent the last 8 years in customer service at "Asshole Co." but jumped ship when Other Telecom bought them out. I'm a visual artist (accepted to two group shows last year and intend on having a one woman show this year---stay tuned), love to travel, am an amateur writer and an avid "action chef" (if you're nice to me I'll make Jambalaya for Mardi Gras! See how I worked in my Louisiana upbringing?) but spend most of my free time trying to keep my manic dog, Rufus (named after the singer, Rufus Wainwright) from chewing all my earthly possessions while maintaining his extensive collection of muzzles, harnesses, leashes and shock collars. I love Portland, especially NE where I reside with my best friend in a house known for exquisite entertaining. People think I'm funny (but in a good way---well, mostly). This concludes the "More info than most people know about Susan" essay (this essay doubles as my resume, FYI).
Feel free to edit as you see fit.
My job as an ARM (Account Retention Manager) officially consists of maintaining a relationship with the top revenue generating customers in the Portland area in order to retain and grow their business with H&K. This position also includes a lot of hand holding and groveling.
So, he said keep it light. Too much?
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I can testify to most of that stuff...except for the cooking, which I'd like to experience.
Add "good kisser," and "experienced muse."
I find that it works well if you make up outlandish lies about yourself. You should say that you are Bill Gate's daughter.
I actually am Bill Gate's second cousin, but he isn't that generous with the invites over to the mansion.
Going back for Mardi Gras? I'm thinking about heading over this weekend...want to badly but not sure if I have the funds or not.
i'd leave out the reference to "asshole co." on the official bio. just my suggestion.
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