The road to the White House is long and boring as hell.

Looking at the headlines on my Google home page I see the single story of interest to me personally is the Wiki "how to of the day" concerning eggs and how you can tell if they've gone bad (go ahead and read it, I'll wait). More interesting than if Hillary was in the White House the day the blue dress was soiled. More engaging than knowing what Rev. White said that Obama found controversial at any of a hundred sermons he attended. More insightful than what McCain may or may not do with the war in Iraq should the country swing red again (I shudder at the thought). This crap has been going on too long and I vote that the campaign should only run as long as a season of television (sans a writer's strike). How about the summer replacement season? Even better.

Wake me when I'm supposed to give a shit again.

WIki of MY Day: I think we should submerge Hillary, McCain and Obama each in a tub of water and see if any them float. Maybe we'll have a clear front runner then.