Birthday e-mails. Check and done.

Now to complete my trifecta of promised posts, here are Rufus's (dog, not drag queen) birthday e-mail greetings:

Of course the first came from Rufus's Mommy:

Hello Rufus! Let me be the first to wish you a happy birthday!

Next was from Diane:

Rufus,

Congratulations on turning 4 and getting your own email box! Not many dogs have one, your mommy must love you very much. I know you have been scared of me because of "the sound" incident and I think it's time I came clean and let you know something important so listen carefully - guess what? It wasn't me who made "the sound", it was your Aunt Tammy! That's right, Aunt Tammy did it so I guess it's good that she's dead now, huh? You'll never have to worry about hearing that terrifying fart noise again. You must have been tortured by someone with extreme flatulence as a little pup, I can't imagine the sheer horror!

Anyhoo, I hope you slept well last night with a full belly of pizza, birthday cake and a pleasant little beer buzz and had magical dreams of chewing up little babies and chasing big fat rats.

Love,

(your favorite) Auntie Rusty*

Oddly enough the next e-mail came from Tammy:

Sorry to have missed your b-day party; I bet it was a hoot. I feel much better today – not as young as we used to be.

Anyway tell your mom hi and I hope you all had fun yesterday.**

Next came the e-mail greeting from iamnot which simply consisted of a YouTube link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGq1MRPDO6I



Then came the greeting from Our Rusty:

Hey Rufus,

I hope you had the bestest birthday weekend!

your uncle rusty really misses you (yep i said it...i miss rufus)!

I wish i could have been there so you could have run out to say hi by peeing on my shoes!

love you, rufus

uncle rusty

And finally, the last birthday greeting was from Dana and baby Ella:

Rufus,

Happy belated b-day. You have just grown up so fast. And been being so
well behaved! Kudos. Be thankful your Mommy is not like Britney. Cute
pics looks like you liked the cake.

Cheers!

Dana and Ella

Thank you everyone who participated in Rufus's birthday weekend and sent greetings to Mommy's Little Angel. How am I going to top this next year?

* As my friend Pat says, "Your dog is weird". Rufus has no problem with real farts but if you make the fart sound with your mouth he freaks out a little bit. Diane did it once and Rufus wouldn't go near her for a couple months.

** Then on Rufus's birthday Tammy was hung over and couldn't make the party so instead of breaking his little doggie heart and telling him Tammy was bailing on his party I told Mommy's Little Angel that Tammy had died and that's why she couldn't make his party. He was ok with that.