*sniff, snort*

To whom it may concern,
Please excuse Susan from Blog as she has come down with a nasty cold that is probably actually the flu but who's keeping score. Please send her homework assignments home with the Roommate, who's the one that brought this plague into our home in the first place and is therefore responsible for doing my make up work.
Susan's mom


Sorry kiddos, I've been in sick bay all weekend, and by "all weekend", yes, I mean I got President's Day off from work but not from sick. To add insult to injury I actually did a couple hours of work yesterday as well. Holidy + sick + work = hating life. Yea Me! This shit hit me like a load of bricks around 6 pm on Friday so I've been a ball of fun ever since.

Yesterday the Roommate, Boytek and I celebrated Presidents Day but decided to omit 3 of the last 4 presidents on principal. See if you can guess which three---if you guess wrong then you're just a tard.

Yeah, I'm snippy when I'm sick.

And finally, here's a little joke for you:
Why can't lesbians diet and wear makeup at the same time?

Because you can't eat Jenny Craig when you have Mary Kay on your face.

snicker snicker