Yep, it's that day again, the day when we are forced to say "I love you" just like most days only today---it's gonna cost ya. Because of this Hallmark invented holiday we are forced to say it with flowers, dinner and chocolate. Yep, that's how I want to know someone loves me---forced.
Now you're probably thinking I'm bitter. Well, I am, about a lot of things but not Valentines Day. I'd rather get almost anything any other day of the year as a token of affection than the required on the expected. Because you HAVE to and all. Oh, and make a show of it, too, have a hundred heart shaped mylar balloons delivered to your honey's workplace so everyone who didn't get squat feels bad for themselves while secretly hating your beloved. And no, the reason I worked from home today is NOT because there's no one to send me roses at Hugs and Kisses.
But that was very cute of me, wasn't it? I get Hugs & Kisses every fucking day, so there. Too bad they're painful.
you could always be fantastically lame and send dozens and dozens of roses to yourself and sign them FROM YOUR SECRET ADMIRER. heee heee
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